Good Omens

According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (the world's only completely accurate book of proph... (more)

According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655, before she exploded), the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just before dinner. So the armies of Good and Evil are amassing, Atlantis is rising, frogs are falling, tempers are flaring. Everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon{u2014}both of whom have lived amongst Earth's mortals since The Beginning and have grown rather fond of the lifestyle{u2014}are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist . . . (less)

The world is going to end next Saturday, but there are a few problems--the Antichrist has been misplaced, the Four Horse... (more)

The world is going to end next Saturday, but there are a few problems--the Antichrist has been misplaced, the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse ride motorcycles, and the representatives from heaven and hell decide that they like the human race. (less)

The world is preparing to come to an end according to the Divine Plan recorded in the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Ag... (more)

The world is preparing to come to an end according to the Divine Plan recorded in the Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (recorded 1655). Meanwhile, a fussy angel and a fast-living demon have grown fond of living among the earth's mortals for many millennia and are not looking forward to the apocalypse. If Crowley and Aziraphale are going to stop it from happening, they must find and kill the Antichrist. (less)

The prophecies of witch Agnes Nutter come true more often than not--it's just that deciphering them can be a bit of a pr... (more)

The prophecies of witch Agnes Nutter come true more often than not--it's just that deciphering them can be a bit of a problem. So when Agnes forsees the end of the world, people do what they always shouldn't--they ignore her. And this time that might be just as well, because a demon's bumbling of a baby swap involving the Antichrist does little more than invoke mass confusion. (less)

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